Art by Ananya Ravikumar Ahem. Some time ago, I came up with a hypothesis. After testing it multiple times under different conditions, I summarise my findings in the form of the following law: “The influx of ideas times the desire to write is inversely proportional to the time available under normal conditions and is inversely proportional to the square root of time available when an unpleasant but important deadline approaches.” I give a report of my experiments to verify the same: Experiment One: The Keeping of a Diary Upon re-examination of several years worth of diary entries, the beginning “Dear Diary, I’m supposed to be studying <insert boring subject> right now…” has been found to occur most frequently. Experiment Two: Writing befor...